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burgerman3
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 |  Subject: i could tell a joke  Thu Jul 19 2007, 00:48 | |
| buth i have so bad english and if i do it in dutch 50% of poeple here dusnt understand it | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Thu Jul 19 2007, 11:54 | |
| lol ihad the same stilli had a good joke ^^ | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Thu Jul 19 2007, 19:54 | |
| yea, lol ok here is a good joke 2 norweigans was talking over their bushes suddenly a truck full of grass went by. One of the norweigans said - I'm gonna do that too - Do what? The other one said - Send my garden to be cut  Fear me  |
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Dwarofwaw.
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Localisation : Sweden, Skåne
Registration date : 2007-07-09
| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Thu Aug 09 2007, 15:11 | |
| I think it was great  Still... i like all jokes! Peace out! | |
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Blue-Eyed-Devil
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Localisation : New Zealand , Tauranga
Registration date : 2007-07-09
| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Oct 15 2007, 16:13 | |
| My Racest Joke No Offence to any one
1Q.What Do You Call A nigger with a shot-gun ?
1A. Sir.
2Q.What do ya call a nigger chained to a lamp post ?
2A.Anthing you want.
3Q. Whats faster then a black person runing down the road with a t.v
3A. His brother with the vcr. | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Fri Oct 19 2007, 21:16 | |
| How can you tell such rasest ''jokes''!
Thats so mean for all the black guys!
I didnt think that of you Izzy! Shame on you!
...Who am i trying to fool... You know i love all jokes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So fun... Even if it's offensive to black guys...
xD | |
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Blue-Eyed-Devil
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Oct 22 2007, 04:37 | |
| LoL Dwarofwaw  U LOve ALl JoKes Huh ? What ABout ReaLY UnFunnY JokEs ? | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Oct 22 2007, 16:57 | |
| Unfunny jokes are the best!
They are so bad so they become good!
Or something like that... | |
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Blue-Eyed-Devil
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Oct 22 2007, 17:05 | |
| lol ur so confused dwar | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Oct 22 2007, 17:19 | |
| Im not confused...
Im just confusing...
Wich means that i confuse myself...
And that means that i am confused...
But im just confused cos im confusing since i confuse myself it should caunt as being confused unless im confused by someone else though being confused by yourself might be to be confused even if your confusing...
And that means you can be confused even if you are confusing!
Or does it...
Argh! My head hurts... | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Oct 22 2007, 20:08 | |
| That just make... None sence. | |
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Blue-Eyed-Devil
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Wed Oct 24 2007, 11:31 | |
| Yup thats about right dwar hun it makes no sence at all but i still love ya even if u are confused | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Wed Oct 24 2007, 17:36 | |
| And i also love me even if im confused...
I've learned to forgive myself...
I had a hard time with that before...
But Dr. Danny helped me... He gave me a peanut...
And then everything was OK.
What the hell am i talking about... | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Thu Oct 25 2007, 21:15 | |
| Hmm, ever thought of visiting a psychologist Dwar? Just joking But seriously, wtf are u talkin about???^^ | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Fri Oct 26 2007, 22:00 | |
| I have no idea... when i get bored i drink when i drínk i get quite good in saying everything about nothing. | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Thu Nov 01 2007, 20:05 | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Fri Nov 02 2007, 01:37 | |
| Nor do i my friend... but theres nothing to do about it. | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Fri Nov 02 2007, 15:25 | |
| Hmm, we could hit you in the head with a hammer and see what that leads us | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Fri Nov 02 2007, 20:33 | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Fri Nov 02 2007, 20:33 | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Sun Nov 11 2007, 18:15 | |
| Totally unnecessary facts.
1. Einsteins parents thought einstein was a retard since he couldnt talk untill he was nine years old.
2. A blue whales penis is 5-6 meters long
3. Hitler moved to germany to get away from the army.
4. Hitler only had one testical.
5. If u swim in a pool for one hour you should have come in contact with 1.5L urine.
6. To bite ure nails is at least gives atleast as much bacteria as if u should have licking the toiletseat with ure toung. | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Sun Nov 11 2007, 18:16 | |
| Hope u had fun reading them | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Sun Nov 11 2007, 19:34 | |
| Ehm...
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! | |
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Hitman94
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Tue Nov 13 2007, 17:58 | |
| Got a book with 1000 of those kind of facts | |
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Dwarofwaw.
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| | Subject: Re: i could tell a joke Mon Nov 19 2007, 15:43 | |
| Wanna know a very intressting fact?...
*Lower his voice*
Theres no cheese in cheesecake... | |
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