Joke:
ok this is long one i hope my english is enoug to let u get this
its mabye more fun if it is telled in real hope u get him
there were 2 mans on a ship they were going to some city under its way the ship was goign to sunk they get a rescue boat when they were in the water they saw they where the only survivors they row to a smal island u saw there some wood and they saw a camp when they arrived the boss spook to them i will let u go until u have done something
the quest u i give u is this go to woods an bring back 100 rounds friuts they need to be excacly the same all 100
so the 2 guys were going into the woods the first guy came out of the woods he had 100 cherryberries
the boss said ok this is what u need to do u need to do al those round fruits in your ass but ... u may not laugh not at al or u will be our dinner
the first guy started to put cherries in his ass there he goes
ok that 1 plup 2 plup 3 plup.........
97 ... plup 98 .... plup 99.... plup...
and when he did that he needed to laugh so hard
whahahahahahahaha
1 minute later in the cooking pot the bos said: why u needed to laug u was almost there
well i will tell u chief i saw the other guycame out of the woods and he had 100 watermellons in his hands