MY JOKES :P

Jokes!!! WEEE OK Heres mine:
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To Get To The Other Side

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Q:How did The Theif Pick Gold?
A: He Used His PIck Lock!?



Hehe l dont you get it? [b]

okay this one isnt for laugh but always better:p


there were 2 chikens sitting on the ground
1 chicken said tok tok tok
the other said what are you tokking to me



it relay sux didnt it ?

I think this one will make you laugh


A Tomato And a Ketchup Shuld Go Over The Street The Ketchup Said: Come Tomato
Tomato: (SPLAT!!)

That Ketchup joke was wrong it's like this:

" tomatos was walking over the street... Suddenly one got overrun by a car. The other tomato just kept going and said ''Come Ketchup''




3 guys were trapped on a island... They found a magical lamp and out of that came a Ginny. He said ''Becuz u have found me i grant u one wish each'' The first gu ysaid ''I wanna go home'' So he did. The second guy said the same. Then the third guy felt lonely so he said ''I wish my friends were back here'' And so his wish was granted. Now they were all stranded on that stupid island again

Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.


A lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught fire.

When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.

rite this 1s kinda gd rite ere goes

3 ppl were on a plane nd ook a bite outta a apple nd said 2 chewy nd threw out out the plane the enxt 1 took a bit out a lemon nd said 2 sour nd the 3rd took a bit out a gerna nd said 2 crunchy so threw it out the plane later on they went or a walk ndme across a little boy crying nd they saidlittle boy y r u crying dn he said a apple fell out of the sky killed my pet puppy then contined on dn found a small girl cryingnd said y r u crying nd she said a lemon fell out of the sky nd killed my pet kitten soon they came across a blonde laughing head off nd they said y r u laughing much nd she said i farted nd the building behind me blew up

is really long lol tho its pretty rubbish lol onlya cid remeber

Lifes Like A Bag Of Jelly Beans No On Likes The Black Ones

I Know It's Kinda Racest But It's Funny If Ur Not Black

ps. No One Likes You Dwarofwaw.

heh i liked that one blue eyed devil.

thought i didnt like the Ps thing...


however heres a joke


there was a tomato that oh no wait it was a chicken that was going to a big city. No it was going to a small village or no that aint right it was a monkey that ah what the hell
never mind i cant do this

I just laugh at others insted...


Peace out!

hey blue eyed devil your Avatar Sux it is a Devil yea he has NO Blue eys so chage your avatar X
and quick a little bit or change your name in red eyed devil


i know my avatar is no undead but inside he is and you can't see he is hiding from the day light

One Day 3 Men Where Working On Skytower 1 was irsh 1 was english and 1 was a moari
they all open there luch boxes the irsh man gets a jam SandWich and he says if i get the same tommorow i will jump off sky tower.the english man gets a ham SandWich and he says if i get the same tommorow i will jump off sky tower.the moari man gets a vegymight SandWich and he says if i get the same tommorow i will jump off sky tower. next day they all get same sandwiches and all jump off next day the wifes were talking english mans wife sied if only i had known he didn't like ham sandwiches irsh mans wife sied if only i had known he didn't like jam sandwiches and the moari wife says well he made his own lunch

Flowers for u dwarofwaw to say sorry

HAHAHAHAHAHA!



Made his own lunch! Thats so classic!


Love it!




And Peace out!

why did the sausage roll of the roof
Because it wanted to make a sausage roll

Why did the chicken cross the street?

Cuz it got aids!



Wow that really sucked... Got it from southpark

Fear me!




:O Why was Terror so mad? Cuz he ggot aids!

Wow that really is lame

Fear me

yea bein a kid rules

Do u know why the kid wanted to become old?
Becuz he got aids!

Actually this was a true thing, cuz if u had aids wouldnt u wanna grow up?

Lame aids jokes

im not posting tthe things so i dont need to grow up??xD so hitman grow up plz xD

Why did burger complain on me?

Cuz he wanted aids!

I just can't stop

Fear me

Burgerking his name isn't hitMAN it's hitBOY
HAhahaha Fear Me More Than HitBoy!
or ill beat u up with a

The jokes is just getting more and more lame!


But i like lame jokes 2!


I like all jokes!


Im a joke machine!


Or something...


Peace out!



Oh and why is my name purple!?!?


I dont like purple...




Peace out!

More jokes!

Just 1 more!

Or 2!

Or 100!

Ye... 100 would be good!


Peace out!

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

heh nice one still it is strange how can be that there are only mans at the hotel and they its only for women u hsoudl exspect that thee are only woman are so its nice but it doesnt complain to each other

lol u gonna beat me up with a bunch of flowers?

Then i guess i cant give u the tons of flowers i got home at me

MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!!